Quotes I Like
In no particular order - they are shuffledI'm dying to do something
worth remembering.
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
rip to him but im different
– victortor, fic title
"Anyway, one of us has to forgive you and clearly it isn't going to be you. You're a dumbass."
– aestorian, Lightning Lines
Separation anxiety is assuaged by constant connection. Young people announce every detail of their lives on services like Twitter not to show off, but to avoid the closed door at bedtime, the empty room, the screaming vacuum of an isolated mind. (You Are Not a Gadget by Jaron Lanier pg. 180)
its true officer I've seen them do it
– CJ the X, Patreon
Parts of me died
in the house I grew up in
and I visit them in my dreams.
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
I have this urge to be reckless
I am frightened of becoming old
and having no memories at all
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
I want to be a mystery
yet to be known
To be together, yet alone
Is it too much to ask,
to be famous yet unknown?
To be wanderer, yet have a home?
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
At the trial of god we will ask
why did you allow all this?
And the answer
will be an echo:
Why did you allow all this?
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
There are all types of love in this world
but never
the same love twice.
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
i mean i could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.
– Various
"I see," Nedzu ponders with the voice of someone who wasn't seeing shit and who was doing a lot of mental recalibrations very quickly.
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
Nothing ever ends poetically,
it ends and we turn it into poetry
all that blood was never once beautiful.
It was just red.
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
To whom do I owe
the biggest apology?
Nobody has been crueler
than I've been to me.
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
blood on your hands, they say.
as though it stops there,
at your wrist, like a glove.
as though you could do this
and there could be any part of you
that wasn't stained or dripping.
– Ywena, knowledge comes but wisdom lingers
He just relayed the information seamlessly and easily, as if he often got these types of questions. Maybe he did. He probably didn't. "Oh! Thank you so much, sir. I truly appreciate your help!"
"Of course. Now, may I inquire how you got this number?"
"Uh. No thank you. But thank you. But also no. Goodbye!"
– WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN, time flies by (bye)
They sigh, an expressive sound with no air. "There was a time," they say, "when I wished, more than anything, that I could be here like this. And now. . . here I am. And everyone else is gone."
– spontaneite, Assembly
He would not encumber me
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness
Of love for one another
– The Hollies, He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
There's no way to avoid becoming a statistic. Just try to become a good statistic.
– Salt00, Death Need Not Apply
"That's like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies!"
– Britta Perry, Community S05EP01
(Does it truly count as an escape when you are still chained by memories you cannot remember?)
– Pauliestorylover, Chained by Memories
You can travel to the past, but nobody is there.
– Unknown
GIMP is not a competitor to Photoshop; Photoshop is an image manipulator while GIMP is a puzzle-based image modifier.
– zoox3732 YouTube comment
She shuffled. "If I know it's traumatic and I don't care if I die, then it's not traumatic, right?"
Che's lekku twitched. "Unfortunately, Padawan, that's not how trauma works."
"Are you sure?"
– IzzyMRDB, Maria vs The Jedi Cult
Captain Bohemian
why am i the tiebreaker?
Rose
As the CO Creator of the series, I found it fair that your opinion have higher weight
Even if that meant my own loss
Thy
like a double vote
Rose
Mhm
Thy
I'm gonna litigate
@Jacob wanmna represent me
Rose
Over this?
Jacob
sure
Rose
Would you prefer I be the tiebreaker?
Jacob
id like to request an adjournment to familiarize myself with the issues
ive just been retained on this case today
Rose
No.
Thy
I love jabcb
Jacob
are you the adjudicator?
Rose
Yes
Jacob
if so, i'm going to have to request your recusal
due to your conflict of interest in the matter at hand in this case
Rose
I have no conflict
The only conflict is the one you're causing
Thy
D:
Rose
And as I'm the judge, jury, bailiff, offense, defense, quarterback, chief of police, pole dancer, and owner of the entire universe, I'm gonna hold you in contempt of the court
Thy
your honor I don't know what contempt is but I'd like to be held
Rose
I'll always hold you
Mwah
Cherry
this is a very real post
Rose
I don't think we're at a point in our friendship where I can hold you, but a solid handshake, pat on the head, and a happy birthday seems okay
Jacob
well im going to be going to the judicial ethics committee
Rose
I'm the ethics committee too
I've hired someone to grab your ass and call you a bad boy
Jacob
im assassinating you
WHAT
– The Interhighway Project Discord server
IsaacElenbaas
I just wanted to share how much I hate that this is one room with four cameras
LGG ~ The Dumb Ideas Guy
I'm now half blind
Niko
where is that?
Modding, but at what cost
world's worst 3x3
IsaacElenbaas
MS_AI
MILM (Begonia 0.8.0 coming soon)
iterator posts WORST room design ever
asked to ascend
IsaacElenbaas
That was like the fifth merged screenshot I opened, now I need to look at them all and see how many other horrible ones there are in Downpour
Niko
it is here too
Modding, but at what cost
can we ban the person who made this room
IsaacElenbaas
aaaaaaaaaaaah
LGG ~ The Dumb Ideas Guy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Turt
why are you taking room images
IsaacElenbaas
I'm upgrading my Rain World multi-monitor background generator. Well, it's been updated and I'm waiting for images to compress. But it needs merged screenshots so I had to generate new ones.
OK this one is just lazy. What the fuck.
Turt
the actual what
who allowed this
Niko
that is
Turt
disgusting
Niko
actually hideous what the fuck
.
ok yknow what, maybe my camera setups arent so bad
Turt
thats waht im thinking what the hell
LGG ~ The Dumb Ideas Guy
Who do I kill?
.
@DragonPropaganda explain why anyone thought this was ok
Turt
if my stuff is bad what the hell is that
DragonPropaganda
skill issue
IsaacElenbaas
That's all the really bad ones. There are a couple like this or big slopes which you can't really do that much about so I'll give them a pass
.
there are 10 cameras in this room and none of them line up
IsaacElenbaas
The ones that are like 10px off are the cherry on top
Niko
these two here (top and bottom) do
which imo makes it worse
DragonPropaganda
the camera editor is begging to be misused
begging!
.
you're begging to be killed like an ant
DragonPropaganda
:3
Turt
devs thought "how can we make the most shit camera orientation ever" and this room was made
honestly did a great job in that regard. dont think i could do much worse
Niko
15 cameras perfectly on top of each other
IsaacElenbaas
that camera peeking mod but it's just implemented with 20 cameras slightly offset to the left and right so they switch progressively when you're near the edge
Moon
4 cameras in a 2x2 room so that each corner is a different camera
LGG ~ The Dumb Ideas Guy
Codes A MOVING CAMERA that bounces around like tv logos
klum
It's really astounding how bad some of the cameras in msc are
Niko
on the bright side
if this is the official stuff then none of yall have any excuse to be embarrased by your own
.
me out here making sure every single pixel has the correct sound design on it
msc team throwing 10 cameras in random spots and calling it a day
– Rain World Discord server soon after Downpour DLC release
By the time the day is over, everyone will know exactly what happens during the sports festival.
People don’t even need to have watched the festival to know what happens during it. Certainly, many of them see it for themselves. Those lucky enough to have tickets see it as part of the massive cheering stadium crowd. Others watch live over a screen from the comfort of their couch or bed. Still more drag themselves home after a long day’s work and pull up recordings as they unwind. The remainder may choose not to watch the festival at all, but for weeks the news of what happened will be everywhere.
Here what they will all say, here is what everyone will know:
They will know that Shinsou Hitoshi beats Monoma Neito, swinging the match in his favor at the last second. They will know that Shoji Mezo beats Asui Tsuyu, grabbing her by the tongue and flinging her out of bounds. They will know Bakugou Katsuki beats Iida Tenya, using Iida’s speed against him to chase him over the line.
And if, for some reason, someone doesn’t know these things, the confusion is easily remedied. A quick internet search will immediately answer any questions, settle any debates.
There is nothing to doubt. It’s objective reality.
Except - everyone experiences reality just a little bit differently, don’t they?
Yes, everyone will know exactly what happens during the sports festival. But they won’t all know it the same exact way. After all, there are a million sides to every story - written and unwritten, read and unread, treasured and burned. If there is such a thing as an objective reality, no one lives in it.
Everyone will know that Shinsou Hitoshi beats Monoma Neito.
But only Aizawa Shouta and Yamada Hizashi know that Shouta leans forward in his seat when Shinsou enters the field, and Shouta doesn’t even know that his husband knows, because Hizashi is kind enough not to tease about the display of interest, just this once. Only Todoroki Shouto and Midoriya Izuku know about the conversation they have while the match plays on a screen in the corner of the room, and both boys know different things about this conversation - Izuku speaking truths he has bled to learn and Shouto hearing hopeful absurdities, the sort he hasn’t entertained in a decade. Only Shinsou Toshiyuki knows that he is watching clips of the festival between appointments, and only he knows the duality of his own feelings, the hope for success - Hitoshi would be so much happier - the hope for failure - it would be so much easier - and the doubtful shame that wells inside him for being conflicted on the matter at all.
Everyone will know that Shoji Mezo beats Asui Tsuyu.
But only Asui Tsuyu knows that she doesn’t mind losing, that she is happy with how far she has come, and that any disappointment she might have felt is tempered by the certainty that, back home, she has made her younger siblings proud. Only the Asui household knows the way the children, Samidare and Satsuki, kept home from school for the special event, shake each other by the arms in their excitement, shouting as their mother scolds them to keep their voices down, but only half-heartedly. Only Shoji Shika knows that tears well in her eyes as she lets the cheers for her son’s victory wash over her, overwhelmed with relief-gratitude-joy, because people can be so cruel, but her baby - her kind, gentle baby - is carving a place for himself in the world and helping to make it a better place as he does.
Everyone will know that Bakugou Katsuki beats Iida Tenya.
But only Bakugou Katsuki knows that the victory makes his arms itch because it feels meaningless to him, because he is very suddenly not sure what he is fighting for, because things are different, knowing what he knows now - knowing that maybe, all this time, he hasn’t known half as much as he thought. Only Bakugou Masaru and Bakugou Mitsuki know that their son is going to come home a different person, for better or worse, finally at a tipping point that they both know they probably should have pushed him to sooner. Only Iida Tenya knows that the entire fight was a charade, a joke, a waste of time, because while he was playing hero, trying his hardest to live up to his brother, Tensei was getting struck down, and now he might not live at all.
Everyone will know exactly what happens during the sports festival. Shinsou Hitoshi beats Monoma Neito. Shoji Mezo beats Asui Tsuyu. Bakugou Katsuki beats Iida Tenya.
And that’s all anyone will ever say.
– ghostmaybite, Ill-Gotten Gains
Obi-Wan was filling the bird feeder when he noticed it. A flower, growing just a little to the side from the feeder. It was yet another thing he hadn't planted - the birds were bringing in wandering seeds, or maybe the seeds were in the bird feed. Which ever it was, the flower caught his attention because amidst the green grass slowly leaking over the hard packed dirt, it was the only thing that was yellow.
Not that there weren't flowers aplenty around the compound - most of the things they'd planted around there bloomed at some point or another. Even some of the fruit tree saplings had flowers, even though they were far too young to bear fruit. Still, somehow this was different.
It was a small little thing, slightly lopsided, with a couple of the tender yellow pedals a little crushed - maybe he or Ben had accidentally stepped on it, when it had been too young to show past the rest of the grass? It was nothing like the plants and flowers they'd intentionally grown, anyway.
Those radiated the strength of the Living Force. This one didn't. In some ways, this little flower was already wilting.
Obi-Wan first reached out to channel the Force into the plant, to heal it and repair it. Then he held back, frowning. It had grown without his aid and to give it help now seemed like. . . belittling its accomplishments, somehow. And yet the flower was obviously damaged, and doing poorly.
Pulling his hand back, Obi-Wan rested his chin on his hand and just stared at the flower, oddly conflicted.
"What do you have there?" Ben, who'd been carrying some empty seedling trays back to storage, asked, walking closer. Obi-Wan pointed at the flower and the man smiled. "Well. That's a pretty little thing."
"It's hurt," Obi-Wan said. "And I don't know if I should heal it or not. Because it hasn't needed my help so far - it grew on its own. If I did something now it'd feel like meddling."
Ben looked at him and then at the flower. "What is the conflict, Obi-Wan? What makes you indecisive?
Obi-Wan frowned, looking up at him. The man looked back, his face smooth and calm and attentive - his lecture face. His frown deepening, Obi-Wan looked back at the plant. "It's a conflict between my sympathy and pride, Master," he then said, leaning back a little. "I want to heal it because it's hurt but I want to preserve it because it's done so well on its own."
Ben nodded slowly, shifting where he stood and lifting the stacked trays up so that he could balance them on one hand against his shoulder. "And which is more important to the plant?" he asked.
Obi-Wan blinked, glancing at him and then up at Ben. "To the. . . plant?"
The man arched his eyebrows. "Is it up to the healer to decide the will of the patient?" he asked, and turned to walk away, leaving the decision to Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan looked after him for a moment and then turned back to the lopsided little flower. After a moment of consideration, he reached out, and healed it.
– esama, Lost Reflections
Down200
ok data has been updated
available at the same URL as before
cofl
Down200
last time I ran the analytics I searched for what that was, apparently there was a chain of people spamming fuck all day lol
LEADER!!!
You flatter me! Continue!
Paper Cup
You have beautiful eyes
LEADER!!!
This has become too much and I must now leave!
– akcugrai, Foresight
"Seriously, Sparrow? You have a friend now?" Era certainly did not detect a note of fond exasperation in Eraserhead’s voice.
"Oh, great, you’ve brought along Eraserhead," drawled the not-vigilante, looking up to where the hero was perched on the fire escape. "Kid, you are actually the worst."
"I do not have Eraserhead-summoning powers," Era hissed, eyes darting towards her possible escape routes. "I'm new here; obviously he was following you."
"No, I'm here for Sparrow," said Eraserhead dryly. He was being uncharacteristically slow on the attack here, and it was making her extremely nervous. "The change in location did throw me for a bit of a loop, though, I'll give you that."
"How-" Era cut herself off with a snarl as she leapt away from a whipping strand of fabric. "Shit. We need to get out of here."
"Couldn’t agree more."
"I go low, you go high?"
"What? No, I go low, you go high."
"Ugh, fine, just-"
"Are you two really going to strategize right in front of me?"
Yikes. "Run," she hissed, although she probably needn’t have bothered - the not-vigilante was already halfway out of the alley.
And it seemed that Eraserhead was completely uninterested in following him. Great.
– TheHangedMan317, Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth
"She’s not a fucking murderer." Dabi snapped, before quirking a brow at Era. "Are you a murderer?"
"That uh. . . depends on your definition?"
Dabi huffed, facing Hawks once more. "She might be a fucking murderer."
"She is a murderer. She has murdered."
"Look, I mean, that guy was probably going to die soon anyway-"
Dabi cackled. "Holy shit, kid, you've actually killed people?"
"I. . . did you think I just collected guns as a hobby, or. . ?"
"I mean yeah in hindsight-"
Hawks waved a hand. "Can we get back to me? Is it my turn again?"
"It’s- we’re not- no one has a turn."
"I think," said Dabi dryly, "that it’s whoever’s turn I say it is. Considering you can’t move without me roasting you to death, and you’re pinned to a wall. Which is kind of hilarious. Just saying."
"We’re not taking turns."
"Yeah, okay. So. . . Hawks’ turn."
– TheHangedMan317, Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth
PomidOrka
what did i do
to get blocked
by ozur
is it real or am i going crazy
i cant tell already
Marin
one moderator down
PomidOrka
oh god
Marin
get blocked by them all
and you can say whatever you want bro
think the sigma way
Definitely not esk
bro imagine
pomidorka gets blocked by everyone
excepot one person
whos blue
and then pomidorka runs over to blues house
to manually block him
but blue being aware of pomidorkas shenanigans
goes over to delete his discord account
but right that second
pomidorka breaks in
and starts fist fighting with blue to death
whoever wins
will have control of the account
Marin
autism is a hard disease
Definitely not esk
and whilst theyre fighting
pomidorka runs to hte computer
jumps and leans on
trying to click on the button to block himself
and then last second blue pulls him away
and goes to delete the accont
but then pomidorka presses on blues fingers on the block button
and blocks himself
which results in blue to evaporate out of this world
and for pomidorka to take on blues identitity
and then this process repeats for eternity
creating infinite universes with infinite blues and pomidorkas that turn into more blues
and then that confirms the
PomidOrka
does that consider spamming
Definitely not esk
multiverse theory which results in diverse scientific progress
ryuma
🤨
Definitely not esk
causing our universe to become a type 2 alien society
and kog expands into the whole solar system
creating 0 ping servers for everyone
and then the whole kog playerbase
assembles in order to bring blue back
from the lost timelines
and everybody puts their hands together
and chant blues name
for him to appear in a hologram
and tell how his time waas in the shadow realm
watching all of us build and progress kog to its current level
then tells avo how proud hes of him
Marin
kog 4.0 the anime
Definitely not esk
and then
materializes himself
into the kog database
forever living in kog
and leaving clues throughout multiple maps to be found
and then the future generation of kog
discovers these clues
and finds traces them back to the ancient times of kog
which results in the discovery of the existence of gshar and blue
which awakens their soul due to them being remembered after years
and then gshar and blue materialize out of nowhere
and start saying theyve all been watching us
find these clues and traces of them
and that we are destined to become kogs succesors
and with blue and gshars support
the kog community goes on to achieve great things
THE END.
ryuma
move this to #offtopic
ozurdilerim
its kog related
Move this to #kog-rulebook
move this to #kog-history
Definitely not esk
dedicated to
blue gshar avo
and the kog community
PomidOrka
why am i always a villain
Definitely not esk
bro
youre not the villian
youre the hero who started the
who built the
base of the storyline
in order for all of this to happen
Lekson
best monologue
m4xk1ng
what did i just read
Cactus
anyone got any tips how do i stop sucking when i aim left ?
i just cant aim left correctly like right
Blue
Practice. Most maps you go right, so you hook right. The more you play you'll get used to going left. Especially with harder/longer maps, you'll have to go left at some point
Cactus
but i rarely go to maps that are left mainly, i can play really good on the right but on the left its like im a begginer at saving
this is mainly for saving
doing parts is fine for me both ways
Lenk
If you can't play left just go right but backwards
Blue
I'd not listen to Lenk for advice. As far as I know, he can't go either direction
These long stretches of the superstructure are dull and empty, with nothing of colour or interest to draw the eye. Suns stares around as though for the first time, aware as they have never been how dissatisfying it all is. It is standard for an iterator’s interior, but it is also wrong.
My self should not be like this, they think, and it feels like a revelation.
They suppose the People never had the resources nor the wherewithal to think of designing an iterator to be beautiful, as well as functional. Already, their making was the work of generations. To make it artful too. . . no. It is understandable. Understandable also, that they would assume an iterator would no more gall at the appearance of their halls than a Person would at the interior of their blood vessels. A body part. That’s all it was, surely.
Suns feels differently, now. They suspect they have always felt differently, and it wasn’t until now, actually having the opportunity to amend it, that they realise the breadth of that truth.
– spontaneite, Assembly
Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays. Discord is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every server, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best nsfw Among Us RP server I've ever interacted with.
– Various
Pohlarity
If there are any car experts driving up right now I broke down at the 28 and 77 junction (seney)
wharf
perhaps the worst spot to break down ;-;
Rob, witty remark
If you got facebook I'd try stuck huskies
This is way you travel with an MTU flag to signal distress with at passing cars with during this time of year
[GWAS] Wearer of Hat
Unironically carried a tech flag with me for that.
Pohlarity
At a mechanic now in seney, they're taking a look now which is super helpful
Yeah might buy a tech flag after this and write "help" on it
"My thoughts," he’d said at one point with a thin but nostalgic smile, "Are either too large or too small to fit on paper, and when I look at them I can only see the shadows of what they were in my head. If I speak them then they are ephemeral, to be written is far too static at the end of things, even if the paper does erode into nothingness."
– Unknown, AO3
I remember he said, somewhat annoyed, "People always try to talk about how when you’re depressed you’re being so strong. I don’t get that. Some people get depressed more easily than others, and some people run slower than others. So what if I'm weak? Why isn’t it okay to be weak?"
– victortor, rip to him but im different
I can’t believe I thought she thought she wasn’t like the other girls. I can’t believe she thought I was a little asshole on purpose. I'm only a little asshole on accident.
– victortor, rip to him but im different
Yes, correct. Amora the Enchantress is the lead suspect. That little bitch! I never liked her. I usually support women’s wrongs, but for Amora I will make an exception. She is now blacklisted for real in my mind. Unfriending her on Facebook, blocking her on Twitter. Moots have 24 hours to unfollow.
(I want to be clear that me deciding to have beef with Amora doesn’t mean I'm actually going to change the way I interact with her at all. I am simply going to send negative brain waves her way and imagine she has a bad day everyday.)
– victortor, rip to him but im different
EDIT 6/28/22 (DEROGATORY): to be absolutely clear. mimi/loki is like based off aspects of my own neurotic personality. this is a self insert lmao. i posted this hoping you guys would point and gawk at my self-made enclosure in the zoo. you guys are failing me. you were supposed to think i was just a little guy hanging out. a weird little fellow. "i cried loki is so relatable" damn yall also have problems? thats disgusting. build your own glass cage stop trying to join me in mine. stop reading fanfiction and get a job
– victortor, rip to him but im different End-Of-Chapter Note
Hey guys! Note of caution, this chapter is around 51,700 words. You all know the drill.
– chancecraz, Shifting Sands Author's Note
Dale
What does it mean when people type "b" in the chat?
Knuski
b = back. they are asking you to go back to save them
Dale
Ohhh, f in the chat for the unsaved people.
Mugi-chan
so u couldnt ask them what does it mean?
Dale
i asked what they meant and someone else told me to kill myself
melon
ah gg
mars (tired and wired)
I hate my job I hate my job I hate the bat cave
Rob, longs for trash
The bat cave?
mars (tired and wired)
It’s a 100 foot long pitch black hall that exists to have bat dolls in it and surround sound bat noises
Which when you are mentally not doing amazing doesn’t lead to fun times
Lux
I know I've said this before but what the hell is wrong with your company
Rob, longs for trash
it's a what
[GWAS] Wearer of Hat
I am convinced Epic is a psychological experiment
Philosophically, one of the first things a person learns about the world is that there aren't ever any true 'endings.' There are endings, but they are in truth perhaps more accurately called beginnings, as what once was becomes something different.
A life ends, and the world 'begins' in the sense of the world continuing on without that life.
However, it should be obvious that certain endings could be true for certain people. The person whose life ended, for example, would obviously have ended. It could be argued that this would lead to a new beginning of 'being dead,' but unless one believed in an afterlife this was a bit like grasping at straws.
– Racke, Lifetimes of Repetition
"Theoretically," Harry asks, "how would you kill a basilisk?"
"There hasn’t been a basilisk in Britain in over four hundred years," Flitwick replies, not looking up from his crossword.
The staffroom is quiet, with just Flitwick, Dumbledore, Harry, and Hooch inside. Hooch had come in from the rain, invigorated from coaching the newest batch of First Years into picking up their brooms, but she is only just beginning to dry out, sprawled before the fire in an armchair like a cat.
Dumbledore and Flitwick are sitting quietly in their respective places, Flitwick with his crossword, Dumbledore with his knitting in his lap, and Harry sits cross-legged on the long table in front of them, drumming his fingers absentmindedly on his knees.
"Yeah, that’s why I said theoretically," Harry says. "Like, you know, an adult basilisk. So, fifty feet long, and about," he thinks wildly for a second, "six feet wide? Like, the head is this tall off the ground."
He gestures with his hand, but Flitwick doesn’t look up. Dumbledore and Hooch do, however, and Hooch scoffs.
"Big sword ought to do it," she says.
"Yeah," Harry says. "I was hoping to avoid the sword." This time.
"Is the basilisk harming anybody?" Dumbledore asks. "Theoretically?"
"Not right now," Harry says, "but it will do. It’s a basilisk. It’s already killed people. At least one person."
Dumbledore’s eyes narrow behind his crescent-shaped glasses, and Harry thinks about how much younger he looks, despite still being over a hundred years old. Maybe it was just fatigue that made him look so old, in the future. Maybe it was an act. Maybe. . . He can see the cogs turning in the icy colour of Dumbledore’s eyes.
"On purpose?"
"Let’s say the basilisk killed a little girl," Harry says. "A very annoying little girl, but a little girl, nonetheless."
"How old was the little girl?"
"What does it matter how old the little girl was? It killed her! It will probably kill more little girls! "So I need to kill it!"
"Theoretically," Dumbledore says pointedly, smiling his elderly, amused smile. His eyes twinkle incessantly.
"Yes, Albus, theoretically."
"You know, in mythology, a basilisk is said to be killed by its own reflection."
"Doesn’t work," Harry says.
"How have you. . . theoretically killed the basilisk in the past?"
"If I had theoretically killed the basilisk in the past, there’s probably a reason I don’t want to use the same intellectual method twice, and am asking third parties for advice."
"What reason might that be?"
"I don’t know, because basilisk venom is very poisonous?"
"Venomous," Flitwick corrects him, writing in an answer in the paper. "Although it’s probably poisonous too."
"Thank you," Harry says insincerely, "that’s extremely helpful. You're such a good teacher."
"I know," Flitwick replies, in a bored tone.
"What’s wrong with a sword?" Hooch asks.
"It’s got eyes," Harry says. "I think it’ll see a sword coming."
"So get rid of the eyes."
"Merlin’s saggy ballsack, woman, how am I meant to get rid of its eyes? It’s a snake the size of a castle!"
Hooch looks thoughtful for a moment. "Bludger ought to do it," she says.
"No," Dumbledore says slowly, apparently seeing the look on Harry’s face, and when Harry shoots him a wounded look, he says, "because I would assume, in theory, that this basilisk is underground? Where a Bludger would do not inconsiderable damage to the stonework?"
"Albus, do we really have to think about stonework at a time like this?"
"Would you two please continue this insane conversation somewhere else?" Flitwick asks. "Evans, hex the snake’s eyes, throw knives at the snake’s eyes, throw dungbombs at the snake’s eyes, then run it through with a sword, or throw a stick of Muggle dynamite into its mouth, I don’t care, just perform your intellectual exercises in silence, outside of the staffroom."
"Yes, Professor Flitwick," Harry says reluctantly. "Albus, I don’t suppose you would like to-"
"Oh, I imagine your theories can be completed alone, Harry."
"Can I borrow Fawkes?"
Dumbledore’s aged brow furrows. "I'm not his keeper, Harry," he says finally. "If Fawkes chooses to accompany you somewhere, it will be his choice, and not mine. I presume you’ll be collecting the. . . contents of that hat from my office, also?"
"Yeah," Harry says. "Wish me luck."
"Good luck," Flitwick says, not sounding like he means it.
"Good luck," Hooch says more cheerfully, sounding disturbingly like she does.
"Good luck, Harry," Dumbledore says mildly.
– DictionaryWrites, Chasing Ghosts
Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It's the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.
– Brian Eno
drashna
[Bug] Weak mods not cleared properly when using Layer Tap and quicky tapping shifted keycodes.
Have LT(1, KC_SPACE) on layer one, have KC_COLN (shifted semicolon), and KC_LBRC (not shifted). If you hit LT, then the colon, and then any non-shifted key, it will be shifted.
Eg, this should produce
:] but will produce :}. Not every time, but if you do this fast enough, it will happen consistently.I have tracked this down to the code change in #9941. However reverting this breaks a number of other pathways.
@IsaacElenbaas @getreuer a heads up
KarlK90
Is this the same behavior I described in this unit-test (that is currently disabled because it fails)? It sounds very familiar but might be a tad different in the root cause.
IsaacElenbaas
It shouldn't be that, here weak mods are not being cleared where they should.
My guess is in this case the
LT delays the COLN because if the LT is released under TAPPING_TERM (without HOLD_ON_OTHER_KEYPRESS) the action will instead be a roll of SPACE and whatever is under the COLN. The LBRC press clears weak mods then evaluates the previous two keys because the LT has not been released, leaving the COLN's weak shift on for its evaluation in the same scan.When weak mods were cleared in
process_action the LBRC's handling would clear them because process_action is called for each event in the "buffer."I considered leaving them both there in that PR instead of removing the old, that might be the best solution. I'll look into it more later.
drashna
@KarlK90 Nop, not that behavior. @IsaacElenbaas nailed exactly what appears to be happening, actually.
As for re-adding the original clear weak mods creates other behavior issues too (for instance, with caps words, auto-shift, etc).
this isn't an awesome quote, I'm just super proud of my just-woke-up-about-to-go-to-class in-my-head debugging and need to archive this somewhere. Definitely some of my best work.
and is this "party rock" in the house with us tonight?
– Andy K S, Mastodon
When his gran died he got her ashes in a plain vase. He put it on the mantle next to the pictures of people he never met. A smiling, red-haired girl. A gnarled and tired man. A bitter woman with wispy blonde hair. His gran in black-and-white, when people called her Rose and she had dreams that reached outside of Cokeworth.
– lonibal, The Evans Boy
From my point of view (but we don't all use the language in the same way), Toki Pona invites more precision by design than other languages I know. The reason is that you have to conceptualize what you are talking about using one out of an infinite number of angles.
The car example: you have to ask yourself "what is the characteristic of the car that I want to retain in my speech? The thing that moves? The thing that pollutes? The thing made of iron? The blue thing with wheels? In another language, a suitcase-word will contain all of these, indistinctly. In your approach, you will extract from the suitcase the only characteristic relevant to your conversation. From this point of view, toki pona is neither vague nor ambiguous, it is precise and demanding for the speaker.
– jan_Pitaki, Reddit
"And is it really worth it? If all we’re doing is giving the Young a different reason to die, is that really worth it?"
He thought of Qui-Gon, and the future Obi-wan had left in his hands. Thought of the Temple, and the beloved friends he would never meet again. He thought of the life he had lived and the one he had worked so hard to attain, and the one he had now. In a way he killed the person he was supposed to be with his own two hands. And yet. . .
"I don’t know. But it is to me. It's worth it to me."
Cerasi breathed shakily, fluttering her hair where it rested against his neck.
"Me too," she whispered. "Its still worth it for me too."
They sat together, finding solidarity in shared grief, and waited for morning.
– PlotlessWanderer, Only In Darkness Does A Purer Light Shine
"This, milord, is my family's axe. We have owned it for almost nine hundred years, see. Of course, sometimes it needed a new blade. And sometimes it has required a new handle, new designs on the metalwork, a little refreshing of the ornamentation . . . but is this not the nine hundred-year- old axe of my family? And because it has changed gently over time, it is still a pretty good axe, y'know. Pretty good."
– Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
If Time and Space, as sages say,
Are things which cannot be,
The sun which does not feel decay
No greater is then we.
So why, Love, should we ever pray
to live a century?
The butterfly that lives a day
Has lived eternity.
– T.S. Eliot, Harvard Advocate poem
Later that night, after dinner, Harry was happily waiting for Fawkes to show up. When he did, Harry excitedly whipped out his wand, laying it reverently across his palms and holding it out to the phoenix.
Fawkes lowered his head, the feathered crest on his neck and back lifting slightly. His feathers gleamed in the low lamp light. A soft trill sounded from his throat, and Harry's wand responded with a flash of light, a welcome home. Harry smiled, extending his magic to meet with the wands, what he recognized now as a small portion of Fawkes donated energy. Donated, and irreclaimable. A sacrifice of magical essence, for the sole purpose of allowing some child the ability to access their magic easier.
Harry suddenly felt inadequate; that such a being would willingly sacrifice some of itself for him, so that life was easier for him. Was he; was anyone, worth such a thing?
A soft trill brought him out of his reverie. Fawkes sat there regally, his eyes looking into him. A soft thought whispered across his magic.
Just-the-chance-was-worth-it.
– AngelaStarCat, With Strength of Steel Wings
Before the boy could say more, he turned with a flourish and gestured at a wooden door that looked identical to several they had already passed.
"Principal Valerian's Office. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must vamos. You see, class is in session, and I? I am most definitely not."
– AngelaStarCat, With Strength of Steel Wings
She nodded and then, taking a deep breath, whirled around and headed to the landspeeder. Then, suddenly, with the barest wave from Siri, they were off, and the landspeeder was speeding away, soon nothing more than an echo of an engine's roar in the distance.
"Well," Ben said after a moment.
"Well," Obi-Wan echoed and turned to him. Ben had that nostalgic, sorrowful look in his eyes again, but it was muted now, almost shoved back down to where it came from. "You didn't get arrested," Obi-Wan commented.
"That was very nice, yes," Ben agreed with a nod.
– esama, Lost Reflections
Do you want to know my story?
Are you sure you want to know?
The tale I'm going to spin isn't for the faint of heart and. . .
Wait! Wait, don't go!
– The Infamous Man, Amazing Fantasy
just like me fr fr
Often the hands know how to solve a riddle with which the intellect has wrestled in vain.
– C.G. Jung, Structure and Dynamics of the Psyche
There, in the center of that silence was not eternity but the death of time and a loneliness so profound the word itself had no meaning. For loneliness assumed the absence of other people, and the solitude she found in that desperate terrain had never admitted the possibility of other people.
– Toni Morrison, Sula
I didn't know you all that well, for all that you were a pillar of my community and your death will have about the same impact as striking the building with a meteor. I can't imagine things without you. I'm not sure what you would think of having this chapter dedicated to you, but I have little else of impact to offer up to your memory so it will have to do.
I dedicate this chapter to a man who went out looking for a muse in the wilderness, who found the muse and then found she would not let him leave and return to our world, so jealous was she of his brilliance and kindness that she wanted to keep him for herself. Rest in peace.
– Cacid, Switchblade Author's Note
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits."
– Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
"Oh, I could never leave this, I never could, not if I really were the only unicorn in the world. I know how to live here, I know how everything smells, and tastes, and is. What could I ever search for in the world, except this again?"
– Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
not to be a leftist on main but the entire concept of immigration is one firmly rooted in the unbelievably fascistic idea that the state has a right to determine its racial composition
no gods no masters no borders
– puffball: bespoke mode, Mastodon
People don't understand the word ruthless. They think it means "mean." It's not about being mean. It's about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. The line that goes from motive to means. Beginning to end. It's about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. Not caring about anything else but the perfection of it.
– Katherine Applegate, The Reunion
i'm not french but i do guette that bag
– Davey, Mastodon
I make bad art.
"Bad" meaning unskilled, sloppy, messy, inconsistent, or ugly.
It's probably the most important thing I do. It's an act of rebellion against the capitalist state.
Make more art, make art that has no commercial value. Tell a story for the thrill of it. Record yourself playing a sloppy three chord guitar track as a way to demand the universe acknowledge your existence.
It's all we have, sometimes.
– Andrew (Television Executive), Mastodon
It was a Friday afternoon. Richard had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once.
– Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere
Maybe we didn't know each other like we believed and maybe we never did
But I want you to know that whatever my mind made you into, it was always beautiful
– JmStorm
Stars don't shine because they want to be seen; they shine because they are stars.
– Alexander Den Heijer
For old time's sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. Like, let's do it for the love that used to be here. It is reason enough.
– vodkatales, Tumblr
Sometimes the price of dreams is achieving them.
– Michael J. Sullivan, Percepliquis
"It wasn't even a good note. 'If you are reading this I am probably dead.' What sort of a note is that?"
– Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. The sole exception for the ocean, the ocean is The Pacific Ocean from real life. If it is unhappy with its portrayal it can settle the matter personally.
– writing-is-a-martial-art, Tumblr
I am not cut out for grief. I am not cut out for forgiving circumstance, that thief.
It turns out this missing is wider than I thought. It turns out I have to fight so much harder than I've ever fought.
The silence is so loud everywhere you are not.
I want this to get better, but god don't let it be because I forgot.
– Kristina Mahr
Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.
– psychotic-gerard, Tumblr
foreverial
women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals.
shiv2
what about non binary people
foreverial
fuck I don't know
foreverial
oysters
thespiantherepist
Glad I'm genderfluid
lylysma
We can eat anything we want!
foreverial
you have to eat oysters
– Tumblr
One night my dad and I sat side by side, staring up at the stars. And without hesitation, I whispered, "I don't think you're a good person."
"And you are?" he asked quietly.
"No. I'm too much like you for that."
– Lyra Wren
you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
– falled-over, Tumblr
vampireapologist
You all, fools: getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse
Me, an intellectual: doesnt fucking do that
steadfast
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself
silver-boots
Bog mummy take the wheel
– Tumblr
I hope that someday
when I am gone,
someone,
somewhere,
picks my soul up
off of these pages
and thinks,
"I would have loved her."
– Nicole Lyons
These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb.
– Najwa Zebian
riverselkie
i want to run away. . . but like in ghibli movies. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
samalsoblogs
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™ and hopelessly lost): where's totoro
– Tumblr
basically I accidentally listened to a song a few years ago and it led to this
– anothersecondinthesunshine, Tumblr
Because if you walk into a room and notice what is missing from it,
It's still there, isn't it?
The first poem I wrote that wasn't about you was still about you.
– Caitlyn Siehl, A Letter To Love 'What We Buried'
"To Whom It May Concern,"
- boring
- cliche
- devoid of real meaning
- exciting
- innovative
- a call to action
– Will Donnelly, Twitter
age 16: the world isn't worth living in
age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately
– sweatermuppet, Tumblr
lmao, there was a weird noise coming from my fridge so I watched a youtube video about fridge noises and 90% of the video was him listing completely normal noises. then in the last few seconds he went "for any other noise, level your refrigerator and it will be gone"
well I kid you not I leveled my fridge
and it's gone
– Runie, AutoHotkey Discord server
Ertagon
Yo my man
I missed you more than I am willing to admit
Unbounded Rejection
I get that a lot.
DepthTrawler
What, did you die?
Unbounded Rejection
for a whole week lol
Alisa
you did??
damn I didn't even notice somehow
DepthTrawler
Ban?
Unbounded Rejection
Apparently I repeatedly almost violated rule 2.
DepthTrawler
Haha that's vague
What specifically
Because I've probably violated that rule 100 times
Alisa
can you give us like, an example? (😈)
pretty sure I sent thigh pics here lol
Unbounded Rejection
can't even begin to tell you
Later, trolling someone breaking rules
ShambleS1980
.choose ignore accept
Ace (Bot)
Easy choice - ignore
K ( i am kay)
BRUH
RIGGED
ShambleS1980
I see no rigged
K ( i am kay)
.choose accept accept
Ace (Bot)
I have chosen - accept
Unbounded Rejection
Is this an insurrection?
K ( i am kay)
BRO WHAT IS INSURECTIOn
BRO WHY YALL SOUND LIKE 44 year old cs majors
Unbounded Rejection
This was an insurrection.
K ( i am kay)
AM I PROTESTING
Unbounded Rejection
I don't know your religious denomination. You could be baptizing instead.
K ( i am kay)
im not christian
micha
hi not christian im dad
Unbounded Rejection
I already knew your name was Kay, which is why I didn't call you Christian.
GSXR
@luigislam mashallah my brother you have a bredrin here in need of allah
K ( i am kay)
my name isnt kay
people troll me
by calling me kay
luigislam
lmao fuck y'all
micha
@K ( i am kay) in all seriousness: we won't help you, stop trying or get bonked
K ( i am kay)
why not
micha
because
I say so
K ( i am kay)
chat pls chat dont do this
IsaacElenbaas
there is no "chat" this is an oligarchy
white name = no rights
K ( i am kay)
✋😭🤚🔫😈
micha
that purple guy is me
K ( i am kay)
but like actually why
do u think im a troll?
this is new species of chating for me
do u think im funni
micha
you seem very young and clueless and we are weird people on the internet who find it fun to mess with people like you
K ( i am kay)
😯
howd u know im young
im legit very youn
no cap
but like actually how
various old / how do you do fellow kids memes
micha
how old are you?
K ( i am kay)
15
nice age to get trolled by people
micha
REDACTED
I hope you'll turn out handsome
ShambleS1980
that sounds very bad micha lol
micha
oh dang
lemme just
uh
ShambleS1980
gonna end up on a list saying that stuff lol
IsaacElenbaas
micha you are not helping me breathe
micha
yeet that off of the internet before one of y'all takes a screenshot of that
I meant it in a way of "nice age for learning" okay
K ( i am kay)
shambles can u hel in sceine project
my teacehr said
make a code
ShambleS1980
you have 5 mins to be more funny and then i have to block you im afraid because its saturday
micha
alright yeah it's startting to not be funny
K ( i am kay)
ok in 5 min it will be 2 30
am
so enjoy your saturday
byeee
ima sleep
micha
.tempban @K ( i am kay) 7 days good night
ShambleS1980
👋
nice guy
tidbit
was that even a human?
micha
yes
IsaacElenbaas
(image of K saying this earlier)
✋😭🤚🔫😈
micha
that picture is missing the bullet
and the blood
😈
IsaacElenbaas
That was really fun
I need to come to #general more often again
the sixel snake
i'm busy trying to get doom to run
so far it hasn't managed to actually draw any pixels
it's been 2 months
geekdude
It's not a real system until it runs doom though
the sixel snake
i know ;-;
geekdude
Doesn't doom run on bare metal?
Which would mean your operating system is worse than nothing
micha
💀
the sixel snake
pull requests welcomed
micha
I could feel cloaker getting shook as you sent that lmao
actually savage
geekdude
I'm sure he'll learn to forgive me. Could be touch and go for a while though
the sixel snake
have I insulted you in some way?
geekdude
I'm jealous of your operating system
And the free time you can put into it
DeepSeaGaming
3dp gun
IsaacElenbaas
but does it work?
DeepSeaGaming
yes
IsaacElenbaas
and does it work more than once?
DeepSeaGaming
no
shush
it blew up
– DM
#### 2015-08-31 - jwfrey -- disabling this for the first few days of class so that IDM team can get the shell change worked out
#### should be re-activated after 09-04
#
#### 2017-03-06 - dbdaniel -- enabling since this was supposed to be active for a while
– MTU Puppet controlrepo
Shawn
In
content_filters.csv for sat6_manage, does 'yes' correspond to include or exclude?IsaacElenbaas
James
i think so, that whole section of the sat6 manage stuff needs re-worked, someday
Shawn
Lemme rephrase that, does yes correspond to include? Or does yes correspond to exclude lol
James
yes 😝
– MTU Linux Team Slack
Removal of excluded packages
Type: Bug
Priority: Highest
Description:
this issue seems to stem from how dnf handles excluded packages (specified with "exclude" / "excludepkg" options on the command line or in the config/repo files) which is different to yum's treatment of them.
DNF takes the excluded package list into account for ALL operations....
meaning also when
dnf remove some-excluded-pkg is ran, it will just tell you that the pkg is excluded and not do anything– MTU Linux Team Jira
no™
kevin
Timby (The Scoracle)
hi kevin
no™
kevin's dead
Timby (The Scoracle)
NOOOO
– Unknown
– fire-h0und, QMK GitHub pull request
normalize vectors
– vivi, Mastodon
The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.
– Attributed to Albert Camus
Nirvana is right where you are, provided that you don't object to it.
– Alan Watts, Out of Your Mind
From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
– Edvard Munch
DepthTrawler
I haven't eaten kfc in like 7 yrs
arl
what is KFC? kute fucking cock?
Runie
you should retire from comedy
Could someone help me with a program or script that keeps the shit key pressed all the time?
– ERICO, AutoHotkey Discord server
cinnamonroll
why cant i say it
n
a
t
r
o
the sixel snake
got real worried when he just had the "n"
uan
Is it possible to have if i do a hotkey it opens a gui menu with image buttons and if i click on those buttons each Button can do its own custom action like opening an app
vieira
Yes
uan
How do i
micha
I think you just
IsaacElenbaas
Are you sure they shouldn't also
can we please have a rule disallowing any ahk talk in this server? It gets in the way of good conversations way too often
– vieira, AutoHotkey Discord server
Drake Steele
How do I script holding of a key.
Mordecai
.tutorial
Ace (Bot)
Tutorial
Drake Steele
No.
the sixel snake
nobody's going to put in effort to help you if you don't put in a little bit of effort and read the tutorial
Drake Steele
I'm not a god damned programmer with 5 fuckin' hours to spend HOPING the tutorial clearly explains something so benign which is evidently not so clearly displayed in tutorial form as you'd like to think. Quite fuckin' clearly I wouldn't be asking of assets already available were sufficient to the task, so spare me the selfrighteous act, I obviously am not in the mood for it.
micha
Wow thats a nice way to ask for help
Drake Steele
That's a 'nice way' to tell someone who wasn't helping that their condescension was unproductive and unhelpful.
the sixel snake
The tutorial is specifically written to be understandable to people that aren't programmers
I also remind you that
A. No one is required or expected to help you with your script. Being disrespectful because Helpers, Staff or server members won't help you with your script will get you banned.
Drake Steele
Customer feedback is informing you otherwise.
micha
You agreed to those rules when joining in the server
Drake Steele
The only script related that comes up in the relevant section of the tutorial is pauses between keypresses, 'sleep', not holding of keys.
the sixel snake
this page will help you too
.loop
Ace (Bot)
Loop
Drake Steele
How would that look if you were trying to hold a key for half a second?
the sixel snake
There should be a section in the tutorial about loops, but that page will explain them more in-depth
probably something like
Start := A_TickCount
loop {
; send some keys
} until (A_TickCount - Start > 500)
Drake Steele
That is decidedly not user friendly.
the sixel snake
Dude, do you want help or not?
Because I can stop
Drake Steele
We're trying to program macros to play specific notes for songs on a guitar in game.
micha
If u want simple macro creation use a macro creator
Wickster
lolol
.tag fish
Ace (Bot)
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for life."
Wickster
live by those words m8
Drake Steele
Again, seriously children, grow the fuck up with the selrighteous assclowning, you're impressing no one.
Mordecai
if you're not happy, you can get a full refund, otherwise, shut up and thank those who try to help you. This is NOT a spoon-feeding server
IsaacElenbaas
I mean, it is, but not when you act like that.
the sixel snake
oops
Wickster
LOLOL
ROFL
DYING
ty
the sixel snake
I even gave him an extra chance, writing code for him
And he says "not user friendly."
this isn't a fucking iphone dude
micha
Haha
Programming is not really made to be user friendly
steve
looking for an AHK expert to help me set up a simple script that will paste text depending on what key i enter so for example if i press numpad 9 it will paste "hello", numpad 1 will paste "bye", etc
andreas
what you need isn't an ahk expert, you need to read the tutorial
the thing you're trying to achieve is fairly simple and should be easily achieved on your own...
steve
alright so im just going to block you since you're really being annoying with your condescending remarks and will report you to staff
have a nice day
andreas
if you have trouble while trying to do that, you can ask on the server for help with it. This server is not meant to get you the finished script you wish for, but to help you with get there on your own
steve
if anyone is around to assist with my request post here and mention me or DM me
vieira
show what you tried
steve
nevermind im just going to reference my old ahk scripts and do it myself. the funny part is i was actually going to send whoever bothered to give a damn about saving me the time of doing this myself some compensation. you just missed out on the easiest 20 bucks of your life and im dead serious, money is of nothing to me. something you people need to understand is that some people are extremely busy and dont have the time to possibly waste hours on all the issues that may arise from even what may appear to be a simple script. hopefully you learn something from this experience
vieira
lmao
right, I'm the one who needs to learn something from this
and they left
we lost a great person
RIP
IsaacElenbaas
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand
Send.andreas
tragic
the sixel snake
slave labor is the incorrect term, it is actually charitable work with the chances of surprise compensation
vieira
funny thing, they were in the server for years
andreas
wait, for real?
no way
vieira
their first question was for a game, obviously
mikey
could anybody send me a script that continuously presses the letter "g" until stopped
the sixel snake
ggggggggggggggggnoggggg gggggggggmygggggggg gggggggggggkggggggeyggggggggggg gggggggggggisggggggggg ggggstggguckggggggggg gggggggdggggownggggg
mikey
@the sixel snake helppp
the sixel snake
gggggggggnogggggggggggg ggggggplggggeaseggggg ggggghgegggglpgggg gggggmegggg
toast
Oh this is brilliant XD
mikey
why
the sixel snake
ggggggggggggiggg gdonggg't gggggggggkgggggnow
andreas
that snake is trying to morse you the solution
mikey
unhelpful staff
writing my review on yelp
the sixel snake
update: it turns out that I was holding own the G key. whoops
mikey
GIMME
@the sixel snake
STOP GATEKEEPING THE SECRETS
andreas that boy is not funny'
the sixel snake
they wouldn't be secrets if they weren't gatekept
luigislam
What do you even need to press G for?
andreas
that's because he's no boy, but a grown man, and one hell of a funny one
the sixel snake
it really sucks that you're not getting help. if only we had some kind of place where you can get #help
andreas
come on, you can't expect them to read! That's way to hard!
I mean, reading involves like letters and stuff
that's hard
mikey
join vc
@Snake
jrw254
lol
mikey
@the sixel snake
the sixel snake
I can't, I'm too busy trying to un-stick my G key
MADD
ur g key is g-ui.
the sixel snake
well it isn't a gooey key now is it
actually that might be why it is stuck
brb investigating
mikey
yo
this staff member
is trash
who hired this guy
IsaacElenbaas
Why do that when you can do this?
keys = Space,Enter,Tab,Esc,BackSpace,Del,Ins,Home,End,PgDn,PgUp,Up,Down,Left,Right,CtrlBreak,ScrollLock,PrintScreen,CapsLock,Pause,AppsKey,LWin,LWin,NumLock,Numpad0,Numpad1,Numpad2,Numpad3,Numpad4,Numpad5,Numpad6,Numpad7,Numpad8,Numpad9,NumpadDot,NumpadDiv,NumpadMult,NumpadAdd,NumpadSub,NumpadEnter,NumpadIns,NumpadEnd,NumpadDown,NumpadPgDn,NumpadLeft,NumpadClear,NumpadRight,NumpadHome,NumpadUp,NumpadPgUp,NumpadDel,Media_Next,Media_Play_Pause,Media_Prev,Media_Stop,Volume_Down,Volume_Up,Volume_Mute,Browser_Back,Browser_Favorites,Browser_Home,Browser_Refresh,Browser_Search,Browser_Stop,Launch_App1,Launch_App2,Launch_Mail,Launch_Media,F1,F2,F3,F4,F5,F6,F7,F8,F9,F10,F11,F12,F13,F14,F15,F16,F17,F18,F19,F20,F21,F22,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z,²,&,é,",',(,-,è,_,ç,à,),=,$,£,ù,*,~,#,{,[,|,``,\,^,@,],},;,:,!,?,.,/,§,<,>,vkBC
Loop, Parse, keys, `,
berban
@IsaacElenbaas just walked in with a vevuzela
IsaacElenbaas
It's actually much cleaner, as I'm doing so many (all) keys.
TheDevFreak
Why would you do this
IsaacElenbaas
That's my hotkey to release everything in case an up isn't triggered for whatever reason be it broken code or keyboard fault
berban
I didn't know there was a browser_search button
IsaacElenbaas
but what if you accidentally press it and the release doesn't trigger? 0.0
Later
CerpinTaxt
oh my god
Screenshot of my garbage
micha
What's that for?
CerpinTaxt
I assume I'm meant to keep a small microfilm screenshot of it inside a false tooth so if I am ever captured I can pull it out and look at it and die immediately
ozzhates
.woof
Ace (Bot)
ozzhates
wait
ive seen this dog before
isn't that one of ur guys dog
Runie
OMG
ITS MY DOG
OMFG
OMFG
@Cap'n Odin @the sixel snake @sjc @nnnik HAHAHAH ITS MY DOG ON THE API
Cap'n Odin
@Darkity I assume you already found this
https://www.autohotkey.com/docs/v1/lib/RegExMatch.htm#MatchObject
Darkity
Yeah
Chunjee
I got an idea.
20 minutes later
It didn't work good
Darkity
What happened?
Chunjee
well the stupid matchobject is not very enumerable
RegExMatch("http://ahk.com", "O)(\w+\.com)")", matchObject)
for key, value in matchObject {
msgbox, % value
}
msgboxes nothing
the sixel snake
it's not at all
let me check if I've got my enumerator for it anywhere
RegExMatch("hello", "O)(l)(o)", MatchObject)
; msgbox % MatchObject.0
For Key, Value in RegexEnum(MatchObject)
Msgbox % Key " = " Value
RegexEnum(MatchObject) {
FakeMatchObject := ()
FakeMatchObject._NewEnum := Func("RegexNewEnum")
FakeMatchObject.this := MatchObject
return FakeMatchObject
}
RegexNewEnum(MatchObject) {
MatchObject := MatchObject.this
return {"Next": Func("RegexEnumNext"), "Count": MatchObject.Count(), "Index": 1, "Match": MatchObject}
}
RegexEnumNext(this, ByRef K, ByRef V) {
K := this.Index
V := this.Match.Value(K)
return this.Index++ != this.Count
}
Chunjee
silly that it would need its own special thing. Just be a regular object ffs
the sixel snake
well, it's entirely implemented in C++
so you can't really have it be a regular object
Chunjee
I will never agree with return variables as arguments
Screenshot of RegExMatch documentation with OutputVar circled and "Are you insane?" overlayed
the sixel snake
let's be honest here, any of us that are using AHK for stuff besides hotkeys and remaps are insane
Chunjee
touche
Later
Runie
.ahk
if returnAce (Bot)
No output.
Runie
doesnm't work
wait
.ahk
return := 1
print(return)
Ace (Bot)
1
Runie
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
no thanks
geekdude
haha
the sixel snake
.ahk
if := false
if (if) {
print("abc"0
}
Ace (Bot)
Z:\tmp\* (3) : ==> Missing ")"
the sixel snake
o
I can't write AHK anymore. This is a good thing!
I'm finally free!
geekdude
.ahk
for in, for in [4, "in"]
print(in, for)
Ace (Bot)
1 4
2 in
geekdude
i hate this
Jamjar13
Can
in be %for%?the sixel snake
.ahk
while := true, in := ["fuck", "this", "language"], if := true
break:
while while {
for for in in
if if
print(in[for])
break break
}
Ace (Bot)
fuck
this
language
Later
Herr der Zeit
Attachment
any idea what I'm doing wrong? The script ran fine under v1. :/
andreas
maybe ask in a #help thread, meta-v2 is a channel about the language and it's features, not about finding errors in some script you ported from v1
geekdude
This channel is for "Why does AHK not have a way to sort arrays?" never "How do I sort an array in AHK"
If you want something that could be described as a "solution", this is the wrong channel